Tamryn, 20, Kent, So pale I might as well be see through.

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

(via thewayyoumadethemsuffer)

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via nicolekhamutov)

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matthews-wifey:

I’m laughing harder than I should

(Source: yuongthug, via nicolekhamutov)

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sluttyoliveoil:

what happened to James Franco

sluttyoliveoil:

what happened to James Franco

(via ugly)

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I’m on hour 10 of today’s vampire diaries. My eyes hurt what am I doing I have work soon.

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6 hours ago

My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

(Source: matthewsagan, via theamorousmoose)

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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
image

when ppl try to defend them

image

(via ugly)

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lushcosmetics:

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lushcosmetics:

Changing the world, one pot of body lotion at a time! Our new self-preserving Charity Pot formula contains fresh aloe and Fair Trade cocoa butter to do good for the world, and for your skin. www.lushusa.com/charitypot #charitypot

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mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

(via handjob)

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

(via sentientmuffin)

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